Thursday, June 09, 2005

The Jimmy Carbs "Anorexic-No-More" Diet

  • Breakfast- 6-pack of beer (any beer you choose, but avoid Michelob Ultra and the like), 1 dozen deep-fried pierogies (serve with sour cream and cheese fries), 1 loaf of bread
  • Mid-morning snack- 2 pizzas and a ham
  • Lunch- 12-pack of beer and 3 bags of potato chips (generic brands are acceptable)
  • Afternoon snack- Bagels with lox (a baker's dozen)
  • Dinner- A family of migrant workers (season to taste)
  • Bedtime snack- Sheet cake (just one)