Exclusive: Saddam Hussein's Last Will and Testament
As the hour of his death approached, Saddam received two of his half brothers in his cell on Thursday and was said to have given them his personal belongings and a copy of his will.
We managed to get a copy of the will:
I, Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majidida al-Tikriti, being of sound mind and body, declare this to be my Will, and I revoke any and all wills and codicils I previously made, especially that one where I really went off on my kids for denting the gold-plated bumper of one of my cars.
I hereby leave the following personal property to my brother Ernest (I know, I know):
One bag of Doritos.
Two pairs of Fruit of the Loom "tighty whities" (please excuse the Doritos stains).
One half-bag of Doritos.
Two white dress shirts, one with Doritos stains on the collar (OK, both have Doritos stains on the collar, but one is a lot worse than the other).
One quarter-bag of Doritos.
One dark grey sport coat, with slight Doritos stain inside the breast pocket. Some stains on the lapels, too. Maybe a little bit of staining on the right sleeve. And the left sleeve.
One pair of "Mr. Magoo" style glasses with orange smudges on the lenses.
One empty Doritos bag.
