Yes--it was a bad week for the Left.
Sunday, February 13, 2005
It's only been a week--So--just shut up.
Not a good week for Left Wing Liberal Weenies
Ward Chruchill:
In the event you are not aware of who’s teaching your children on our liberal college campuses, I point with a broad sweeping brush at one Ward Churchill professor of studies at the
Ward claims to be an American Indian,
I’m reminded of a Seinfeld episode when Elaine was responding to women who fake organisms. When looking at Professor Churchill in terms of his being a Native American, a
FAKE!
FAKE!
FAKE!
Turns out that Ward is NOT a Native American—did not see combat in
Harry Reid is a fucking WIMP!
The Senate Democrats can now best be described by using a word that often is used to refer to "cats". (Starts with a “P” and ends with a “Y”)
Why? They are "demanding" that "attacks" on Harry Reid cease. Are they kidding me? The "attack" they are referring to? A 13 page fax calling Reid an "obstructionist" and citing specific examples to back up the assertion. That’s right-- his voting record is what is being circulated and that is what the Democrats call an attack. The listing of his actual votes on the floor. Publishing his voting record is “AN ATTACK”
This from the Party that used the noble and charismatic speakers like Ted Swimmerboy Kennedy who called the President a liar. (Mary Joe Kopeckney, could not be reached for comment) –Al Gore who screamed that the President “betrayed” the country”. This from a Party that has personally attacked the President-his wife-the Vice President’s daughter-and former President Bush.
And now they scream like little girls because the RNC published Harry Reid’s voting record. Jesus H. Christ—have the Democrats lost all of their collective pride?
Howard Dean the lean mean screaming machine is now the face of the Democratic Party. Whoooo Hoooooo!!!!!!!!!
I don't know about you all, but I think we owe a debt of gratitude to Terry McAwful. Under his brilliant leadership of the DNC, conservatives have won virtually every victory, gained control of the House and Senate, elected a Republican for two terms to the Presidency, and exposed the Democrat lack of vision and extremist motivations. How could we possibly do better than that? How? How? Howie? Howlin' Howie? YYEEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
As old Dandy Don used to sing, "Turn out the lights, the party's over."
Somebody pinch me - I must be dreamin'!
Apparently General Mattis said something this week that the Washington Press corp considered to be "offensive".
Allow me to put his comments into historical perspective:
Admiral William Halsey - US 7th Fleet.
“Before we are through with them, the Japanese language will only be spoken in hell.”
General Curtis Lemay - Strategic Air Command
"You've got to kill people, and when you've killed enough they stop fighting."
Ulysses S. Grant - General of the Army and President.
"I have never advocated war except as a means of peace."
General George S. Patton.
"I want you boys to hurry up and whip these Germans so we can get out to the Pacific to kick the shit out of the purple-pissing Japanese, before the Goddamned MARINES get all the credit!"
And finally, my favorite General says all that needs to be said to the idiots in the press:
General William Tecumseh Sherman
"War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over."
And in the best retort ever against the "nattering nabobs" in the press, a full 150 years before the advent of modern "advocacy journalism", he said this:
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp
rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all this evening they would be reporting news from Hell before breakfast. "
General Mattis can say whatever the hell he wants as loud as he wants as far as I'm concerned. Just keep fighting and keep winning, all the rest is just words.
Want to know who Deep Throat is?
(Once again for those of you too young to remember “Watergate”, Deep Throat was the guy who gave Woodward and Bernstein the scoop. Go look it up)
And the winner is:
Chief Justice William Rehnquist.
Remember you read it here!
Question:
Can any of you three readers point me to an example of something *political* the left has done in the last three years that hasn't been out of spite?
I'm sitting here eating macaroni and cheese and drinking a beer, and am coming up with nothing but blanks.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
I Love Howard Dean--
For the record
I endorse Howard Dean for Chairman of the DNC.
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi
Oh. Dear. God.
Did any of you have the stomach to watch Babs and Harry, and their response from a mortician and a real estate saleswoman with too many tucks?
I kept waiting for Mr. Rogers to get out of the grave and beat the living crap out of Senator Reid for the bad impression.
It's time to kill the SOTU response. It's lame. Just lame. And also it's very lame.
It's just bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. And also lame.
Harry makes Pelosi seem lifelike, and I don't mean in a Death Becomes Her Way. Except that maybe I do mean it in that way.
Pelosi looks like someone the mortician just finished putting the makeup on.
Just a little more collagen above the upper lip, and she'll look almost lifelike.
I didn't feel like I was watching the response; I felt like I was rubbernecking.
So---what did they have to say:
Social Security: WITH OUR PLAN, EVERYONE GETS BENEFITS FOR EVER AND EVER, AND NOTHING EVER NEED CHANGE. WITH THE PRESIDENT’S PLAN? HELL ON EARTH AND ETERNAL DAMNATION (SECULARLY SPEAKING), WITH SENIORS FORCED TO SURVIVE ON FRUIT ROLL-UPS AND TANG
The War on Terror: WE ARE NOT SAFE! BUSH HAS NOT MADE US SAFE! THE ONLY REASON WE HAVEN’T BEEN ATTACKED SINCE 911 IS THAT ISLAMISTS USE A DIFFERENT CALENDAR. TO THEM, IT’S ONLY BEEN, LIKE, 5 DAYS SINCE THEY ATTACKED! BUT WHEN THAT FIRST WEEK ENDS...LOOK OUT!
Healthcare: BUSHCO IS GOING TO KILL YOU! KILL YOU! BUT STICK WITH US AND CHRISTOPHER REEVE RISES FROM THE GRAVE AND WALKS!
Tidd and JD ALERT!!!!
And now a special treat for my two genius friends who got me the answers for my wondrous bemusement which turned out to be nothing more than a play on the power and magic of nine (9). While I should have been able to figure this out for myself—once again I am humbled by how much I don’t know.
And now for the treat:
How to really score with a girl:
http://www.balkan-division.com/download/basket.swf
Come—on—that was really neat!!!!!!
CNN’s leader of “Stupid Human Tricks”
Eason
Seems that Mr. Eason claimed that the
When pressed on this matter, Mr. Eason grew a bit evasive and came back with that he didn't have any proof of this or, indeed, anything which would even indicate a theoretical possibility of such a thing happening.
You can read the whole report here. And CNN wonders why its ratings have tanked.
As an aside, one of the people who challenged Eason was Representative Barney Frank of
The Democratic anti-American all-stars:
Today, in the House of Representatives, there was a cerebratorial, ceremonial vote on H. Res 60, which applauded the Iraqis for their first democratic election over the weekend. No strings, nothing fancy, just a friendly resolution saying congratulations. You would think that a vote like that would be unanimous, wouldn't you?
Can you believe that there were eleven Democrats that didn't vote for it, and there were eight that specifically voted against the resolution? Here's the eight.
Barbara Lee -
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Cynthia McKinney -
Fortney "Pete" Stark -
Maxine Waters -
Diane Watson -
Lynne Woolsey -
Dennis Kucinich - The planet Raeleon
A Kennedy Then, A Kennedy Now
John F. Kennedy served as President for that famous 1,000 days; lest we forget what sort of
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
This much we pledge--and more.
Ted Kennedy has served as a Senator for 15,423 rather less famous days, and here is how he will go down in history:
The nations in the Middle East are independent, except for
Truth is, there are only four real nations in the Middle East -
If you have not yet read “State of
State of
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=aF8hxWaAch&isbn=0066214130&itm=1
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Catch up
This is all you really need to know about the U.N. The U.N. flag in front of the U.N. building in
Guess who said this?
"[I will] never submit to fight beneath that banner [the American flag] with a Negro by my side. Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."
He was seen on the Senate Floor the other day railing about the honesty, integrity and capacity of Dr. Rice as Secretary of State. And the MSM never seems able to point out that he was once a valued member and leader of the KKK.
But let's not ever, ever forget - or allow the media to ignore (as we know they wouldn't if the party labels were reversed) - that this man, lauded as the "Conscience of the Senate" by his fellow Democrats, filibustered the Civil Rights Act, voted against both black Justices nominated to the Supreme Court.
From Mullins
v There was once a time when the whole business of foreign policy was treated with a depth and dignity essential to making certain our foes didn't underestimate
v Senate Democrats, through their political arm the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, showing they are perfectly happy to squat in the shallow end of the kiddy pool, issued a fund raising letter signed by Barbara Boxer which stated:
"[I]n order to put the brakes on four more years of misdirection in Iraq and reckless policies at home, we need to elect more Democrats to the Senate during the 2006 midterm elections."
v According to Anne Gearan's Associated Press piece on the issue, the Democrats' deeply felt, well-reasoned, clearly stated essay ended with the patriotic plea: "Click here to contribute to the DSCC today."
v The leadership of the DSCC should be flogged.
v Senator Edward Kennedy is the child of one of the great family fortunes in American history. True, it was a fortune founded on rum-running, but when you make enough money, how you made it is often overlooked.
v Kennedy has never been a paragon of virtue. Take, for instance, his college career. Here's a teeny glimpse:
"Like his brothers, Ted attended
v That academic malfunction was not quoted from a right-wing blog. It was from the Public Broadcasting System's website. PBS, ladies and gentleman.
v The PBS bio goes on to describe the unpleasantness at Chappaquiddick following which, again according to PBS, "Kennedy did not report the incident immediately. Later, he pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident."
v Dr. Rice, on the other hand was born in
v According to her biography, she
"… earned her bachelor's degree in political science, cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa, from the
v Well. Isn't this interesting? It seems that Senator Kennedy - who was caught cheating in college and who tried desperately to dodge responsibility in the accident which caused the death of a young woman - may not be the very best person to challenge the sincerity and honesty of Dr. Rice's positions.
v
v Just as a point of interest, do you know when
v 1955. Ten years after the end of the war.
v One can only wonder what level of projectile sweat today's Senate Democrats would have exhibited following the end of the Second World War with the abysmal failure of the Truman and Eisenhower Administrations to bring stability to post-war
v Dr. Rice will be confirmed today. She will be a great Secretary of State.
v The Senate Democrats should be ashamed of themselves.
Is There a Social Security 'Crisis'?
Is there a Social Security “crisis”? Take this simple test. (Answers given at end.)
1. Astronomers discover that a small asteroid is on a course that will cause it to smash into the earth in 2018, killing millions of people. This is:
A. A crisis.
B. A problem.
C. George Bush’s fault because of his “tax cuts for the rich”.
2. Astronomers discover that a huge asteroid is on a course that will cause it to smash into the earth in 2042, killing everything including the cockroaches. This is:
A. A crisis.
B. A problem.
C. George Bush’s fault because of his “tax cuts for the rich”.
Our present situation regarding Social Security is analogous to the challenge posed by an asteroid on a collision course with earth. If we acted immediately, while the asteroid was still far out in space, a small “nudge” would be enough to cause it to miss our world. The longer we waited, the more force would be required to produce the needed alteration in trajectory. If we waited too long, the situation would become impossible.
The same principle applies to Social Security. The reason to act now is because we have attractive options available (including moving to a system including Personal Accounts) that won’t have nearly the same impact if we wait.
I suggest that all the enemies of social security privatization be asked two questions:
1. Do you have a 401K or IRA account?
2. Why?
Given the worthlessness of such accounts -- the high risks, enormous administrative costs, etc. -- that these people are repeatedly warning us about, I wonder what their answer would be... since both of us know that every single one of them has one of these accounts.
Checkmate.
FREAKY!!!
Somebody tell me how this thing works.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
A PURE PONZI SCHEME
Let's say that your employer pulls you into a meeting this Friday and says the following:
Starting tomorrow, you will be put into a new retirement plan that will cost you personally 8% of every paycheck you get. We will decide when you can retire and how much you will get when you do. If you die all the money you have put into the plan belongs to us. At any time we want we can increase the amount you must put in. If it doesn't work out that there is enough money when you retire and we have misused the funds--tough shit! Now get out there and work your ass off.
Throughout the nation, a fierce debate rages over Social Security. One side, led by President Bush, says the system is in crisis and must be saved via "partial privatization." The other side says the system is basically sound and can be saved with a little tinkering.
Both sides, however, agree on one absolute: Social Security should be saved. While it may have financial problems, they believe, some form of mandatory government-run retirement program is morally necessary.
But is it?
Social Security is commonly portrayed as benefiting most, if not all, Americans by providing them "risk-free" financial security in old age. This is a fraud. Under Social Security, lower- and middle-class individuals are forced to pay a significant portion of their income--approximately 12%--for the alleged purpose of securing their retirement. That money is not saved or invested, but transferred directly to the program's current beneficiaries--with the "promise" that when current taxpayers get old, the income of future taxpayers will be transferred to them. Since this scheme creates no wealth, any benefits one person receives in excess of his payments necessarily come at the expense of others.
Under Social Security, every aspect of the government's "promise" to provide financial security is at the mercy of political whim. The government can change how much of an individual's money it takes--it has increased the payroll tax 17 times since 1935. The government can spend his money on anything it wants--observe the long-time practice of spending any annual Social Security surplus on other entitlement programs. The government can change when (and therefore if) it chooses to pay him benefits and how much they consist of--witness the current proposals to raise the age cutoff or lower future benefits.
Under Social Security, whether an individual gets twice as much from others as was taken from him, or half as much, or nothing at all, is entirely at the discretion of politicians. He cannot count on Social Security for anything--except a massive drain on his income.
If Social Security did not exist--if the individual were free to use that 12% of his income as he chose--his ability to better his future would be incomparably greater. He could save for his retirement with a diversified, long-term, productive investment in stocks or bonds. Or he could reasonably choose not to devote all 12% to retirement. He might choose to work far past the age of 65. He might choose to live more comfortably when he is young and more modestly in old age. He might choose to invest in his own productivity through additional education or starting a business. How much, when, and in what form one should provide for retirement is highly individual--and is properly left to the individual's free judgment and action. Social Security deprives the young of this freedom, and thus makes them less able to plan for the future, less able to provide for their retirements, less able to buy homes, less able to enjoy their most vital years, less able to invest in themselves.
And yet Social Security's advocates continue to push it as moral. Why? The answer lies in the program's ideal of "universal coverage"--the idea that, as a recent New York Times editorial preached, "all old people must have the dignity of financial security"--regardless of how irresponsibly they have acted. On this premise, since some would not save adequately on their own, everyone must be forced into some sort of "guaranteed" collective plan--no matter how irrational. Observe that Social Security's wholesale harm to those who would use their income responsibly is justified in the name of those who would not. The rational and responsible are shackled and throttled for the sake of the irrational and irresponsible.
Those who wish to devote their wealth to saving the irresponsible from the consequences of their own actions should be free to do so through private charity, but to loot the savings of untold millions of innocent, responsible, hard-working young people in the name of such a goal is a monstrous injustice.
Social Security in any form is morally irredeemable. We should be debating, not how to save Social Security, but how to end it--how to phase it out so as to best protect both the rights of those who have paid into it, and those who are forced to pay for it today. This will be a painful task. But it will make possible a world in which Americans enjoy far greater freedom to secure their own futures.
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Holiday Flashback
I’m a DumbShit----Who Knew?
It all started without warning. It was around four o’clock in the morning on Boxing Day (the day after Christmas, for all of you unfamiliar with English tradition) and I was startled from my slumber by a roaring wind howling through and around the eaves of the house. Once I figured out what in the hell it was, my immediate thoughts were about my boat tied up very loosely in the boat house in the back yard. I had used the boat during the Christmas week to view the various boat parades that happen with frequency in
Under normal conditions having just the two lines tied to cleats on the dock would be sufficient. But when one is faced with 60 plus mph winds it isn’t sufficient. What I would ascertain later was that the leading edge of a cold front had raced into the area kicking up 60 plus mph winds with an attendant 8 foot storm surge. Not knowing this at the time I took my sorry ass down from the bedroom and decided that I had better go outside and secure the boat.
I put on a pair of shorts, took a flashlight and went outside on the back porch which leads down to the dock. The first thing I thought of once outside in the howling wind was “are you fucking nuts”? The temperature was in the high 40’s and I can only imagine what the wind chill was given the velocity of the wind. While I will admit that my first act should have been to go back into the house the sad truth is I’m just not that smart. Here I am in a pair of shorts—no shoes or socks—an Old Navy sweatshirt and the failing body of a 62 year old with the mind set of a 35 year old. Can you say “prescription for disaster?”
I rushed down to the boat house and dock to find three very real problems.
1) The bow line on the boat had already parted as the cleat had given way and was now in the water still tied to the boat.
2) The storm surge was such that the water was about three feet above the dock and the boat had blown up on the dock only secured by the stern line. Essentially the boat was now sideways on the dock.
3) Because of the surge I was up to my waist in water not sure of where the dock began or ended.
So—did I think this through any better at this point? Did I go through a mental calculation that a) I couldn’t see a thing-- b) I was freezing--c) The boat is insured—d) If I was not up to my waist in water I would blow away? No—my reaction was to figure out how to get up in the boat and right the bow and tie her off. I am an asshole!
I went around the dock stanchion and waded to the stern platform of the boat. From there I got on the boat. I doubled up the stern line and started the boat. I then put the boat in forward gear turning the wheel all the way to starboard using the stern lines as a poor man’s tugboat, driving the boat off the dock and keeping the motor running in gear I kept the bow right up against the forward boathouse stanchion. Now the trick was getting off the boat and rigging a set of bow lines. As an aside—I am now turning blue and can no longer feel my feet or face.
I went back to the stern and was going to once again use the platform to get off the boat. However a very healthy gust of wind came raging across the water which blew me off the platform and into the drink. I was immediately sucked out into the bay. From past experience with tides, I knew to swim parallel to the flow instead of against it. I was quite calm as I knew that eventually I would be blown across the bay to ground at some point and I could only ponder if the boat had enough gas to run for as long as it took me to get back home from where ever I was going to be blown to.
In addition to the question of how much gas the boat had was the issue of how to explain what had just happened. As long as the boat kept running with the wheel turned and the stern lines firm it wouldn’t go anywhere. But if it took a very long time for me to wash up on the shore then eventually the gas would be spent, and the boat would once again be sideways and up above the dock. I really wasn’t worried as these kinds of storms don’t last more than a couple of hours.
So, I did the side stroke for a while—took a leak in the bay (I really had to go) and began to laugh at what a complete and total ass I had been. All things considered this was really pretty funny. It’s really quite astonishing how calm I was. The bay wasn’t that calm as there were whitecaps in the bay and some pretty heavy rollers but nothing that I couldn’t deal with. What I thought about most was what in the hell was I going to say about my pet human trick I had just completed.
The good news is that I was only in the bay about 20 minutes before I found myself at the fringe of Homeport Marina. Getting out of the water was no problem but I was colder out of the water than in it. I knew that I was in a little trouble with hypothermia which in and of itself was amusing as I wondered if I was going to be the first guy to freeze to death in sunny
Knowing the
The end results were first a cold of monumental proportions followed by a little bout with pneumonia. I didn’t mind the sickness as I had earned it—but the ribbing I got from those in the neighborhood was much more humbling. I am now referred to in the neighborhood as Admiral Blowback. I guess that’s better than Admiral Dumbshit—which is certainly more appropriate.
Monday, January 17, 2005
Wuzzadem
Judge Judy: Rather and Mapes
(Announcer as Mapes and Rather walk into courtroom)
"Ex-television producer Mary Mapes is suing her former boss, popular TV news anchor Dan Rather, for causing her to be fired from her job after she allegedly provided him with false documents that were used in a news story about President Bush. Dan says Mary knew the documents were phonies but never told him. He's counter-suing for defamation of character."
Judge Judy
Miss Mapes, until recently you worked for the defendant as a television producer for a news show. According to your complaint, you came into possession of some documents that were used as part of a news story for which the defendant was the reporter. Evidently there was some doubt as to the authenticity of these documents, and as a result you were fired from your job. You say that the defendant was every bit as responsible as you, but ultimately you were held responsible and he got off scot-free. You're suing for lost wages and infliction of emotional distress.
Mapes
Yes, your honor.
Judge Judy
The defendant says that he was simply reporting a story using documents that said were genuine, that he had no idea there were any doubts about them, and that he basically showed up and read a script that had been written for him. He says that if anyone should have been fired it was you. Is that basically correct, sir?
Rather
Your honor, in all my years as a journalist...
Judge Judy
Just answer my question sir - is that basically correct?
Rather
Yes, yes it is.
Judge Judy
Good. Now, Miss Mapes, tell me about these documents.
Mapes
Well, your honor, I had been working on this story for about five years, and I...
Judge Judy
Five years? Why in the world would it take you five years to work on a news story?
Mapes
Well, this wasn't really a news story, it was more like a piece of investigative journalism.
Judge Judy
I don't care if you were building a skyscraper, how could it take you five years?
Mapes
Well, I have to follow up on leads, develop sources...
Judge Judy
Speak English, madame! Just tell me about these documents. Where did you get them?
Mapes
Well, these were some memos that appeared to be very damaging to the President...
Judge Judy
WHERE DID YOU GET THEM?
Mapes
Oh, sorry. I received the memos from a source that...
Judge Judy
I asked you to speak English. What is a "source?"
Mapes
It's someone who provides you with information, either on the record or off...
Judge Judy
You mean it's a person.
Mapes
Yes.
Judge Judy
Then say person! Who gave them to you?
Burkett
I did, your honor.
Judge Judy
What is your name, sir?
Burkett
Bill Burkett.
Judge Judy
Step up. Now, tell me, sir, where you got these memos?
Burkett
I came into possession of these particular documents after I was contacted by a woman by the name of Lucy Ramirez.
Judge Judy
And how do you know this Lucy Ramirez?
Burkett
I don't know her, your honor.
Judge Judy
What do you mean you don't know her?
Burkett
Ms. Ramirez telephoned me one day to tell me that she had some documents about President Bush's Texas Air National Guard service that could be very damaging to him.
Judge Judy
Don't tell me what she said to you, that's hearsay. Did you make arrangements to obtain these documents?
Burkett
Yes, I arranged to meet Ms. Ramirez at a livestock show in Houston.
Judge Judy
And on what date did you meet her?
Burkett
I didn't meet her, your honor. While I was at the livestock show, I was approached by a man who asked if I was Bill Burkett. I said I was, and he handed me an envelope...
Judge Judy
Don't tell me what he said to you, that's hearsay.
Burkett
Actually, he didn't say anything to me after that, he just handed me the envelope and walked away.
Judge Judy
He just handed you an envelope and walked away without saying a word?
Burkett
Yes, he disappeared into the crowd.
Judge Judy
What are you, a secret agent? Mr. Burkett, do I look like a fool to you?
Burkett
No, your honor.
Judge Judy
Because what you've just told me has got to be one of the biggest cock-and-bull stories I've ever heard. Why would someone who you'd never met just call you out of thin air and offer to give you documents that might be damaging to the President of the United States?
Burkett
Well, I was in the Guard...
Judge Judy
OK, now we're getting somewhere! So you had first-hand knowledge of what occurred because you were in the National Guard with the President?
Burkett
No, your honor. Actually, I was in the Army National Guard, Mr. Bush was in the Air National Guard.
Judge Judy
Mr. Burkett, are you taking any medication??
Burkett
Yes, your honor, right now I'm taking an anti-convulsive, two anti-depressants, and...
Judge Judy
Sit down! Miss Mapes, are you telling me that you worked on this story for five years, and all you could come up with is some memos that some mystery man--who may or may not have been sent by this Lucy Ramirez--gave to James Bond here at a livestock show?
Mapes
Well, yes, your honor, but you should remember...
Judge Judy
And someone actually paid you to do this?
Mapes
Well, the underlying facts of the story have never...
Judge Judy
You wouldn't know a fact if it bit you in the behind! Now, Mr. Rather, I want you to tell me what you knew about these memos and when you knew it.
Rather
Well, your honor...
Judge Judy
Look at me when you're testifying, sir. Stop looking into the camera.
Rather
My apologies, force of habit. Your honor, I always say If you try to read the tea leaves before the cup is done you can get yourself burned. Now this whole dust-up has caused quite a bit of consternation for quite a few people, and I wish it had never happened, but then again, if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun.
Judge Judy
Mr. Rather, are you taking any medication?
Rather
No, ma'am.
Judge Judy
Then get to the point! Now, please answer my question.
Rather
My pleasure, your honor. To tell you the truth, if I knew then what I know now, I would not have gone ahead with the story as aired.
Judge Judy
What do you mean "as aired?" What evidence did you have besides these memos?
Rather
None, your honor, but I have it on very good authority that the allegations set forth in the memos are true, regardless of whether or not the memos themselves are authentic.
Judge Judy
Do you know how foolish you sound, Mr. Rather? That's like me saying that I have reason to believe that I'm twenty-three, regardless of the date on my birth certificate.
Rather
Well, Judge Judy, if you'll just hear my witness, I think you'll see what I mean.
Judge Judy
All right, step up. What's your name, ma'am?
Knox
My name is Marion Knox. I was the secretary of Lieutenant Colonel Jerry Killian, who is the alleged author of the memos in question. I used to type all of his memos.
Judge Judy
So you're telling me that these memos did come from this Lieutenant Colonel Killian?
Knox
No, your honor. I didn't type them, and I don't think that they came from Colonel Killian, but I believe that the information in them is correct.
Judge Judy
So you think that someone else typed them for the Colonel?
Knox
Oh, no, your honor. In fact, those memos contains terms in there that are specific to the army, not the air force. The formatting is also all wrong, and the signatures don't look like his.
Judge Judy
This is your witness, Mr. Rather?
Rather
Yes, your honor. In fact, I interviewed Ms. Knox on national television.
Judge Judy
For what purpose?
Rather
To prove that the memos were authentic.
Judge Judy
Are you listening, sir?? She just testified under oath that they're fake!
Rather
Yes, but she also told me that she believes that these are memos that Colonel Killian might have written if he had the opportunity, because he basically agreed with the sentiment that was expressed in them. If you'll just keep asking her questions, the story starts to sound much more believable - you just have to phrase the questions correctly.
Judge Judy
Mr. Rather, you're giving me a lot of 'who-shot-John!' Did you know Ms. Mapes got these memos from Mr. Burkett, and were you aware of the rather bizarre circumstances under which he obtained them?
Rather
No, your honor. I only found out about Mr. Burkett much later, and I have never met him or spoken to him.
Mapes
He said on national television that the memos came from an unimpeachable source!
Judge Judy
Is this true? Did you say that?
Rather
I did, your honor...
Judge Judy
Why would you say that if you'd never met him?
Rather
Well, I was trying to assure our viewers that, uh, that is, uh, we were trying to get to the bottom of this whole thing...
Judge Judy
It sounds more like you were trying to cover your tracks. In my opinion, a five-year-old child would have demonstrated more common sense than the two of you did in this matter.
Ms. Mapes - I don't know how you could do such shoddy work and expect to keep your job, but I certainly would have given you your walking papers if you worked for me. Your case is dismissed.
Mr. Rather, having heard your testimony, not to mention that of your witness, I'm convinced that you not only knew that the documents in question were fishy, to say the least, but it appears that you were trying to cover up that fact. I don't know why you weren't fired, but if I were you, I'd update my resume. Your counterclaim is dismissed. Now if you'll both excuse me, I have a splitting headache - step out!
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Hump Day Musings
The Main Stream Media is DEAD!
Newsweek’s Howard Fineman:
A political party is dying before our eyes — and I don’t mean the Democrats. I’m talking about the “mainstream media,” which is being destroyed by the opposition (or worse, the casual disdain) of George Bush’s Republican Party; by competition from other news outlets (led by the internet and Fox’s canny Roger Ailes); and by its own fraying journalistic standards.
Wait!!!--Let me guess. You did not see this in your newspaper---did you?
WASHINGTON, Jan 7 (Reuters) - The U.S. government ran a $1 billion budget surplus in December, helped by a rise in corporate tax payments, the Congressional Budget Office said in its latest budget report released on Friday. The surplus, which compared with an $18 billion deficit in the previous December, helped create a smaller fiscal deficit for the first three months of the 2005 fiscal year, than in the same quarter of the prior year.
- Under normal circumstances, I do not support torture
- I believe the very existence of Al Qaeda is a clear and present danger to millions of people, American and otherwise
- I believe Al Qaeda is different from other enemies America has faced in the past (USSR, for instance) because their philosophy does not involve targeting of military targets but instead civilian population centers
- I believe that we are not safe until all members of Al Qaeda have been apprehended and/or killed
- I believe that once confirmed Al Qaeda members are in custody, any means used to make them personally reveal possible terror plots should be undertaken
- In essence, I believe that so long as an Al Qaeda network exists there is a "ticking bomb" going on
- I do not believe that Al Qaeda associates, their families, etc. should be tortured to glean this information
- I do not say things like this - or anything on my site for that matter - to get traffic or to be an "agent provocateur". I say this, because I believe in it. I understand that many - far away the majority - disagree with me on this. That's just how things work out sometimes
How is it that a smart person could support a war that will certainly kill hundreds, probably thousands of innocent Iraqis -- and a good number of Americans -- in the name of preventing another 9/11, but not support torturing a man who has made no bones about his desire to murder as many Americans as possible, if doing so might prevent another 9/11?
And now for a little satire:
4 More Jobs Lost on Bush's Watch
Buckling under pressure from digital brownshirts and nipple-phobic right-wing radio jocks, CBS has pounded four more nails into the coffin of honest and unbiased journalism. CBS Senior Vice President Betsy West, 60 Minutes Wednesday Executive Producer Josh Howard; Senior Broadcast Producer Mary Murphy and investigative journalist Mary Mapes were all given the axe this morning to clear the way for the religious right's Orwellian control over all news media.
Sadly, they'll never be able to work in TV media again without this whole thing hanging over their heads. Jayson Blair dared speak out against Bush, and now he can't even write out a grocery list without being sued for plagiarism. Goddess help Mary Mapes. Now that she's been branded with the scarlet "L" and unjustly labeled as a left-wing hack bereft of all objectivity, she'll probably wind up over at NPR - no doubt working for peanuts, thanks to Bush's budget cuts.
They tried to get Dan the Man, too, but he slipped away quicker than a greased pig on a hot skillet. We probably won't see him again until some laughing jarheads drag him out of his spiderhole, shirtless and mumbling, "The story is true...the story is true..."
Yup, I expect Jerry Falwell is moving into Dan's old office over at CBS as we speak. Get ready for a whole new 60 Minutes geared towards the Red State dittoheads and 100% approved by the Jesus & Guns crowd! Gone are Mike Wallace, Harry Reasoner, and the whole posse of truth-seeking dinosaurs. Tonight, Sean Hannity looks into why God hates fags. Ann Coulter will enjoy a nice back alley abortion, and Pat Bukkkanan will lynch an entire black family for kicks. These stories, and Dennis Miller, tonight on 60 minutes!
And to think, none of this would have happened if Bush had simply been a man and confessed to the legitimate accusations raised by the phony documents, and then quietly bowed out of the race.
We live in dark times, my friends. But alas, there may be a light at the end of the tunnel.
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
A must read Boys and Girls:
Lorie Byrd compares how the legacy media have handled RathGate to how they covered (or didn't, to be more precise) the Swift Boat Vets.
Haven't you wondered why with all the money and resource that CBS has they have never even attempted to find out who wrote those bogus memos? Have you wondered why they have not brought in as many experts as necessary to actually make a determination about the documents being forgeries? How do you initiate and conduct an investigation without investigating the relevant facts in evidence?
Could it be they don't want to know?
Weasel Watch!!!!!!
Mapes statement
http://www.poynter.org/resource/public/20050110_182326_18354.pdf
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