HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).
- Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
- Remove your laptop.
- Start up
- Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
- Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky repeating the words Allah Akbar very softly but loud enough for your annoying seatmate to hear.
- Then hit this link
