Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Can yuou say Ab-Scam?

John Murtha Gets Down to Business as House Majority Leader

Johnmurthameeting
I know what you want, and I'm not going to bullsh*t you - I can get it done for you.

Johnmurthameeting
After all, I'm the G*d-damned House Majority Leader, so I've got more than a little pull around here.

Johnmurthameeting
Now, let's talk about how I do business. When you come to my office tomorrow you bring a briefcase with $50,000 in small bills, or don't bother coming at all.

Johnmurthameeting
Are we clear?

Georgebushmeeting
What the h*ll are you talking about?

Johnmurthameeting
...

Johnmurthameeting
Sorry, wrong meeting.

Georgebushmeeting
...

Johnmurthameeting
I'm a veteran!

Well, at least he's not part of the Culture Of Corruption.