The Jimmy Carbs "Anorexic-No-More" Diet

• Breakfast- 6-pack of beer (any beer you choose, but avoid Michelob Ultra and the like), 1 dozen deep-fried pierogies (serve with sour cream and cheese fries), 1 loaf of bread
• Mid-morning snack- 2 pizzas and a ham
• Lunch- 12-pack of beer and 3 bags of potato chips (generic brands are acceptable)
• Afternoon snack- Bagels with lox (a baker's dozen)
• Dinner- A family of migrant workers (season to taste)
• Bedtime snack- Sheet cake (just one)