"What happened to my soap opera?"
"Where can you get one of them converter things?"
"I can't afford one of them converter things."
"Where is Barack Obama's birth certificate?"
"Why didn't you warn us this was going to happen?"
"I have a right to TV."
"The government needs to do something about this."
We are presented with a great opportunity here. Let's get the names of all of the ignoranuses who couldn't figure this thing out by Friday and get them converted to digital ... with one condition. They surrender their voter registration cards. We have enough idiots voting in this country ... and since there is no Constitutional right to vote in a federal election, we need to find ways to cull the herd. Clearly anyone who couldn't figure out this analog-to-digital conversion thing isn't bright enough to cast an intelligent vote. Sure ... we need them. Someone has to cook the French fries ... but we don't need them voting.