Just How Delusional Is Chuck Hagel, Anyway?
 Every week I send a piece of Styrofoam to an underprivileged kid overseas. |
Even a small piece of Styrofoam, like this one, will float, you know... |
 See that woman sitting behind General Petraeus? I think she has Styrofoam breasts... |
Styrofoam breasts float, you know. |
 You wanna know what I would do? First, I'd get a piece of Styrofoam about yea wide and mount it in on a load-bearing wall, then I'd hot-glue some dryer lint to it... |
Load-bearing walls with Styrofoam mounts float, you know, and the more dryer lint you hot-glue to the Styrofoam, the more better it floats. |
 Excuse me, Senator Kennedy, I'm missing a piece of Styrofoam about yea wide and was wondering if you've seen it... |
No? OK... |
Got any Bosco? |
 Anyone who compares Styrofoam to Vietnam doesn't know stink about Iraq, or Unga Bunga. |
 Hey, I've got just as good a shot of winning the Republican nomination for president in '08 as anyone else does. |
