Aliens Turned Foley Gay
Mark Foley's lawyer announced just moments ago that his client's homosexuality is the result of an alien abduction during his college days.
Well, I guess if anything good can possibly come from an anal probe, that's it.
The only question is: How long did Dennis Hastert know about it and why did he keep it a secret? Was he so desperate to maintain control of congress that he would turn a blind eye to extraterrestrials preying on our helpless frat boys? If so, how many Republican congressmen will be willing to resign in order to make things right? Is Bush, with his so-called "family values" ready to put the safety of our children before partisan politics and finally repeal his tax cuts for the wealthiest one percent of Americans? Or will he squander the golden showers of international support and mislead Americans into another pointless war for oil?
