Sunday, February 13, 2005
Not a good week for Left Wing Liberal Weenies
In the event you are not aware of who’s teaching your children on our liberal college campuses, I point with a broad sweeping brush at one Ward Churchill professor of studies at the
Ward claims to be an American Indian,
I’m reminded of a Seinfeld episode when Elaine was responding to women who fake organisms. When looking at Professor Churchill in terms of his being a Native American, a
Turns out that Ward is NOT a Native American—did not see combat in
Harry Reid is a fucking WIMP!
The Senate Democrats can now best be described by using a word that often is used to refer to "cats". (Starts with a “P” and ends with a “Y”)
Why? They are "demanding" that "attacks" on Harry Reid cease. Are they kidding me? The "attack" they are referring to? A 13 page fax calling Reid an "obstructionist" and citing specific examples to back up the assertion. That’s right-- his voting record is what is being circulated and that is what the Democrats call an attack. The listing of his actual votes on the floor. Publishing his voting record is “AN ATTACK”
This from the Party that used the noble and charismatic speakers like Ted Swimmerboy Kennedy who called the President a liar. (Mary Joe Kopeckney, could not be reached for comment) –Al Gore who screamed that the President “betrayed” the country”. This from a Party that has personally attacked the President-his wife-the Vice President’s daughter-and former President Bush.
And now they scream like little girls because the RNC published Harry Reid’s voting record. Jesus H. Christ—have the Democrats lost all of their collective pride?
Howard Dean the lean mean screaming machine is now the face of the Democratic Party. Whoooo Hoooooo!!!!!!!!!
I don't know about you all, but I think we owe a debt of gratitude to Terry McAwful. Under his brilliant leadership of the DNC, conservatives have won virtually every victory, gained control of the House and Senate, elected a Republican for two terms to the Presidency, and exposed the Democrat lack of vision and extremist motivations. How could we possibly do better than that? How? How? Howie? Howlin' Howie? YYEEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
As old Dandy Don used to sing, "Turn out the lights, the party's over."
Somebody pinch me - I must be dreamin'!
Apparently General Mattis said something this week that the Washington Press corp considered to be "offensive".
Allow me to put his comments into historical perspective:
Admiral William Halsey - US 7th Fleet.
“Before we are through with them, the Japanese language will only be spoken in hell.”
General Curtis Lemay - Strategic Air Command
"You've got to kill people, and when you've killed enough they stop fighting."
Ulysses S. Grant - General of the Army and President.
"I have never advocated war except as a means of peace."
General George S. Patton.
"I want you boys to hurry up and whip these Germans so we can get out to the Pacific to kick the shit out of the purple-pissing Japanese, before the Goddamned MARINES get all the credit!"
And finally, my favorite General says all that needs to be said to the idiots in the press:
General William Tecumseh Sherman
"War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over."
And in the best retort ever against the "nattering nabobs" in the press, a full 150 years before the advent of modern "advocacy journalism", he said this:
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp
rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all this evening they would be reporting news from Hell before breakfast. "
General Mattis can say whatever the hell he wants as loud as he wants as far as I'm concerned. Just keep fighting and keep winning, all the rest is just words.
Want to know who Deep Throat is?
(Once again for those of you too young to remember “Watergate”, Deep Throat was the guy who gave Woodward and Bernstein the scoop. Go look it up)
And the winner is:
Chief Justice William Rehnquist.
Remember you read it here!
Can any of you three readers point me to an example of something *political* the left has done in the last three years that hasn't been out of spite?
I'm sitting here eating macaroni and cheese and drinking a beer, and am coming up with nothing but blanks.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
For the record
I endorse Howard Dean for Chairman of the DNC.
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi
Oh. Dear. God.
Did any of you have the stomach to watch Babs and Harry, and their response from a mortician and a real estate saleswoman with too many tucks?
I kept waiting for Mr. Rogers to get out of the grave and beat the living crap out of Senator Reid for the bad impression.
It's time to kill the SOTU response. It's lame. Just lame. And also it's very lame.
It's just bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. And also lame.
Harry makes Pelosi seem lifelike, and I don't mean in a Death Becomes Her Way. Except that maybe I do mean it in that way.
Pelosi looks like someone the mortician just finished putting the makeup on.
Just a little more collagen above the upper lip, and she'll look almost lifelike.
I didn't feel like I was watching the response; I felt like I was rubbernecking.
So---what did they have to say:
Social Security: WITH OUR PLAN, EVERYONE GETS BENEFITS FOR EVER AND EVER, AND NOTHING EVER NEED CHANGE. WITH THE PRESIDENT’S PLAN? HELL ON EARTH AND ETERNAL DAMNATION (SECULARLY SPEAKING), WITH SENIORS FORCED TO SURVIVE ON FRUIT ROLL-UPS AND TANG
The War on Terror: WE ARE NOT SAFE! BUSH HAS NOT MADE US SAFE! THE ONLY REASON WE HAVEN’T BEEN ATTACKED SINCE 911 IS THAT ISLAMISTS USE A DIFFERENT CALENDAR. TO THEM, IT’S ONLY BEEN, LIKE, 5 DAYS SINCE THEY ATTACKED! BUT WHEN THAT FIRST WEEK ENDS...LOOK OUT!
Healthcare: BUSHCO IS GOING TO KILL YOU! KILL YOU! BUT STICK WITH US AND CHRISTOPHER REEVE RISES FROM THE GRAVE AND WALKS!
Tidd and JD ALERT!!!!
And now a special treat for my two genius friends who got me the answers for my wondrous bemusement which turned out to be nothing more than a play on the power and magic of nine (9). While I should have been able to figure this out for myself—once again I am humbled by how much I don’t know.
And now for the treat:
How to really score with a girl:
Come—on—that was really neat!!!!!!
CNN’s leader of “Stupid Human Tricks”
Seems that Mr. Eason claimed that the
When pressed on this matter, Mr. Eason grew a bit evasive and came back with that he didn't have any proof of this or, indeed, anything which would even indicate a theoretical possibility of such a thing happening.
You can read the whole report here. And CNN wonders why its ratings have tanked.
As an aside, one of the people who challenged Eason was Representative Barney Frank of
The Democratic anti-American all-stars:
Today, in the House of Representatives, there was a cerebratorial, ceremonial vote on H. Res 60, which applauded the Iraqis for their first democratic election over the weekend. No strings, nothing fancy, just a friendly resolution saying congratulations. You would think that a vote like that would be unanimous, wouldn't you?
Can you believe that there were eleven Democrats that didn't vote for it, and there were eight that specifically voted against the resolution? Here's the eight.
Barbara Lee -
Cynthia McKinney -
Fortney "Pete" Stark -
Maxine Waters -
Diane Watson -
Lynne Woolsey -
Dennis Kucinich - The planet Raeleon
A Kennedy Then, A Kennedy Now
John F. Kennedy served as President for that famous 1,000 days; lest we forget what sort of
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
This much we pledge--and more.
Ted Kennedy has served as a Senator for 15,423 rather less famous days, and here is how he will go down in history:
The nations in the Middle East are independent, except for
Truth is, there are only four real nations in the Middle East -
If you have not yet read “State of